TERMS & CONDITIONS: THE LEGAL STUFF (BUT MAKE IT RAD)
Last updated: May 18, 2025 | Effective immediately for all users
LET'S SET THE STAGE
These Terms & Conditions ("Terms") govern your relationship with our services. By using our site/app/platform, you're agreeing to these Terms in their entirety. Don't like these Terms? We'll miss you, but please exit stage left.
WHO CAN USE OUR STUFF
Users must be 18+ or have parental/guardian permission. Commercial use requires explicit written permission. We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone violating these Terms.
YOUR ACCOUNT RESPONSIBILITIES
Keep login credentials secure and confidential. You're responsible for all activity under your account. Accounts inactive for 12+ months may be terminated.
INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY RIGHTS
All content, trademarks, and designs belong to us unless stated otherwise. Limited license granted for personal, non-commercial use. User-generated content remains yours, but we get license to use it.
USER CONDUCT: DON'T BE THAT PERSON
No illegal, harmful, threatening, or abusive content/behavior. No impersonation or misrepresentation of affiliation. No scraping, data-mining, or automated access without permission. No attempting to break, hack, or circumvent our systems.
PRIVACY & DATA
We respect your privacy (seriously, we're not creeps). See our Privacy Policy for how we collect, use, and protect your data. Third-party links operate under their own terms.
TERMINATION: THE BREAKUP CLAUSE
We can terminate your access for violations at our discretion. You can terminate your account anytime through account settings. Some provisions survive termination (intellectual property, liability, etc.).
LIABILITY LIMITATIONS
We provide our service "AS IS" without warranties. We're not liable for indirect damages or lost profits. Our total liability limited to fees paid in prior 12 months or $100, whichever is greater.
CHANGES TO THESE TERMS
We may update Terms with 30 days' notice. Continued use after changes means you accept the updated Terms. Material changes will be announced via email/site notification.
DISPUTES & RESOLUTION
Let's talk it out before lawyering up. Mandatory arbitration for unresolved disputes. Class action waiver in effect. Governing law: [Wyoming Baby].
Questions? Hit us up at SUPPORT@DPCYEAH.COM. Response guaranteed within 3 business days. Carrier pigeons not accepted (but we admire the effort).